Board Results 2017 - Funny Jokes

Board Result 2017 | Funny Joke

A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct !
Read his answers and have a blast.

Q.1 – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..

Ans. – In his Last Battle..

Q.2 – Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?

Ans. – At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3 – What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..

Ans. – Marriage..

Q.4 – Ganga Flows in which State ?..

Ans. – Liquid State..

Q.5 – When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..

Ans.– On His Birthday..

Q.6 – How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..

Ans – By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

Q.7 – India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai…???

Awesome Reply By Student :- “Daaru K Glass Me…”

Q. 8 – Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage…???

Answer :
Indian Constitution – Article 20(2)-says, “No man can be punished twice for same offence”
Have a laughing day

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